I have decided what I want.
I want a contraption/gadget/button that is easily available, (like in the palm of my hand), that I can push whenever I want to slow... down... time. Or the power/magic/ability to do so.
And I know exactly when I would use it:
When my baby is asleep.
One Mississippi,Two Mississippi... Joyous peace!
When my husband is in mid-compliment.
I'd enjoy that in slow motion!
"T h a t c a s s a r o l e w a s A M A Z I N G.
H o w d o y o u d o i t ? ? ?"
Slow motion high five.

Right after the correct amount of make-up has been applied,
and my clothes are still
and my clothes are still
un-wrinkled/peanutbutterandjellied/slobbered on.
and
Right after I finish cleaning the house.
Self explanatory.
So, if any of you find this contraption in your SkyMall magazine or what have you, please, BUY ONE! Then tell me so I can buy one too!

